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		<title>Komen Turns to Men: Announces the Susan G. Komen 3-Way</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom McFeeley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facing a firestorm of criticism from women’s groups across the country, The Susan G. Komen For the Cure Foundation today turned to an unlikely source for funds: men. The cancer-focused organization announced a creative twist on one of its signature events in order to get the attention of men, and their wallets. “Today we turn to [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_" addthis:url='http://tommcfeeley.com/item/701' addthis:title='Komen Turns to Men: Announces the Susan G. Komen 3-Way ' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>BREAKING: Newt Proposes Ban on &#8220;Uno&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom McFeeley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Republican Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich today said he would propose a Constitutional amendment making the popular family card game “Uno” illegal. Gingrich said the game sends a negative message to children and opens the door to widespread tomfoolery later in life. “America is so great. Where else can a guy like me actually be in [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_" addthis:url='http://tommcfeeley.com/item/689' addthis:title='BREAKING: Newt Proposes Ban on &#8220;Uno&#8221; ' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>God Claims Responsiblity for Earthquakes; Sign to Bachmann to STFU</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 18:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom McFeeley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  While meteorologists, newscasters and the only measure that counts anymore, the Twitterverse,  were busy being pre-occupied with an East Coast earthquake today, a frustrated God decided to give Colorado an earthquake of its own. Because nobody has ever seen or spoken to God, his spokesperson clarified the reason for the natural disasters. “That was a sign for [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_" addthis:url='http://tommcfeeley.com/item/642' addthis:title='God Claims Responsiblity for Earthquakes; Sign to Bachmann to STFU ' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Favre Crucifies Camping: &#8220;I Wrote the Book on Fake Endings.&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 18:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom McFeeley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Satire]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The minister who predicted the end of the world last weekend, and then re-predicted it for October of this year is drawing fire from all corners of the country. Most surprisingly, one voice from the sports world has been particularly harsh. “I wrote the book on fake endings; this guy is just a hack; he [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_" addthis:url='http://tommcfeeley.com/item/608' addthis:title='Favre Crucifies Camping: &#8220;I Wrote the Book on Fake Endings.&#8221; ' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Satire: Giant Fan Incident a &#8220;Street Cred&#8221; Booster for LA</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 16:31:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom McFeeley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Political and business leaders of the city of Los Angeles sheepishly admitted that the beating of a rival San Francisco Giants fan was actually an ill-advised publicity stunt aimed at boosting the “street cred” of the city’s fan base. “We’ve been known as laid back fans.  Arrive late, leave early – that’s the rap on [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_" addthis:url='http://tommcfeeley.com/item/569' addthis:title='Satire: Giant Fan Incident a &#8220;Street Cred&#8221; Booster for LA ' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Cutler Injury Explained: He Feels Pretty</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 20:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom McFeeley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Team doctors today clarified the mysterious injury which sidelined Bears quarterback Jay Cutler in only the BIGGEST GAME OF HIS LIFE. While early speculation centered around a possible sore knee, tests revealed a much more severe condition: a torn labia. Doctors were mislead by Cutler’s limping on the sidelines, giving credence to the “bad knee [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_" addthis:url='http://tommcfeeley.com/item/305' addthis:title='Cutler Injury Explained: He Feels Pretty ' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Palin Removes Crosshairs: Pins Sting Voodoo Community</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 18:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom McFeeley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sarah Palin today removed the controversial crosshairs from her political map, ending one controversy. However, her choice to replace the crosshairs with more traditional pins has resulted in pointed criticism that she is promoting voodoo  practices against Democratic candidates. Several of those cited on Palin’s map have complained about migraine headaches, joint pain and “excessive [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_" addthis:url='http://tommcfeeley.com/item/295' addthis:title='Palin Removes Crosshairs: Pins Sting Voodoo Community ' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Steinbrenner Proves You CAN Take it With You, Bankrupts Yankees</title>
		<link>http://tommcfeeley.com/item/262</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 22:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom McFeeley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Proving he was not only the heart and soul of his beloved Yankees, but also Derek Jeter’s Sugar Daddy, George M. Steinbrenner was laid to rest today and, in the process, bankrupted his beloved franchise. Steinbrenner secretly cashed in all his wealth and buried it with him following closed casket services. The first sign came [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_" addthis:url='http://tommcfeeley.com/item/262' addthis:title='Steinbrenner Proves You CAN Take it With You, Bankrupts Yankees ' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Rex Ryan To Shed &#8220;Jolly&#8221; Label Following Fat Surgery</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom McFeeley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan, fresh off some sort of rubber-band-around-the-stomach “weight loss” procedure, today announced in anticipation of his new body type, he has chosen a new personality to match. “I might have flipped off some jackass Dolphins fans in South Beach, but I’m known as the Jolly Fat Guy in NFL [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_" addthis:url='http://tommcfeeley.com/item/238' addthis:title='Rex Ryan To Shed &#8220;Jolly&#8221; Label Following Fat Surgery ' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Tiger Woods to Promote Self-Touching Upon Return to Golf</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom McFeeley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tiger Woods, in effort to promote good behavior and calluses, has partnered with actor Kevin James to promote the safest form of sex during his first tournament back to golf. “We call it Masters-bating,” Tiger said, trying to suppress the smile people described as “winning” before it was discovered he put his putter in every [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_" addthis:url='http://tommcfeeley.com/item/229' addthis:title='Tiger Woods to Promote Self-Touching Upon Return to Golf ' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
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